June 11, 2008
We were fresh off Game 2 of the Lakers/Celtics finals series and I spent the day reading various articles regarding the circus of bullsh!t *ahem* I mean, the legitimately officiated game. I came upon this article, emailed it to my coworker, Andy, with the subject line: “Geek Alert”. A few minutes later he walked into my office, with Dean Koontz’s “Seize the Night” in tow and fire in his eyes. Apparently he was reading the book at his desk and just as MS Outlook displayed the words “Geek Alert” onto his screen  he was reading the following line on Page 126. (Circled in red)

We were fresh off Game 2 of the Lakers/Celtics finals series and I spent the day reading various articles regarding the circus of bullsh!t *ahem* I mean, the legitimately officiated game. I came upon this article, emailed it to my coworker, Andy, with the subject line: “Geek Alert”.

A few minutes later he walked into my office, with Dean Koontz’s “Seize the Night” in tow and fire in his eyes. Apparently he was reading the book at his desk and just as MS Outlook displayed the words “Geek Alert” onto his screen  he was reading the following line on Page 126. (Circled in red)

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*sigh* If I didn’t think the lotto was a trap for society’s most especially challenged idiots I’d play it.

*sigh* If I didn’t think the lotto was a trap for society’s most especially challenged idiots I’d play it.

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June 1, 2008
My beautiful mom’s latest obsession has been getting me onto www.Arablounge.com to find true love and husband plus kids. I’ve tried to explain to her, in several languages, why that is a terrible idea. However, where simple words fail, disturbing imagery can build my case for me. Behold! Mr. Pickles.

My beautiful mom’s latest obsession has been getting me onto www.Arablounge.com to find true love and husband plus kids. I’ve tried to explain to her, in several languages, why that is a terrible idea.

However, where simple words fail, disturbing imagery can build my case for me.

Behold! Mr. Pickles.

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May 31, 2008

I laugh at this because my brothers tease me about quoting articles/media during basketball games. I’m not quite as bad as Amir… I leave my newspaper receipts out of plain sight.

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May 28, 2008
Best idea ever? *nod nod*

Best idea ever? *nod nod*

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May 27, 2008

“The Machine force not good shot” 

BOOOOYAAAA-CIC!

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I’ve run out of distractions at 4:45 on a Tuesday afternoon here at the office… this is the home stretch that makes babies out of badasses like myself. Since Facebook, coffee breaks and daydreaming ain’t cuttin’ it I’ve decided to build a fourth home here. (After real home, car and desk-prison). Welcome to the magic. :)

I’ve run out of distractions at 4:45 on a Tuesday afternoon here at the office… this is the home stretch that makes babies out of badasses like myself. Since Facebook, coffee breaks and daydreaming ain’t cuttin’ it I’ve decided to build a fourth home here. (After real home, car and desk-prison). Welcome to the magic. :)

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